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Uberlube!

Uberlube is very, very fun! I finally got a sample from Lovers the other day I just couldn’t wait to try it. I have heard so many amazing reviews about this stuff, and they are all SPOT ON. This product is not just for sex, oh no. This is a multi purpose serum and it is magical.

Uberlube is 100% vegan, cruelty free, with no parabens, gluten, glycerin, flavors, or scents. It is made up of Dimethicone, Dimethiconol, Cyclomethicone, and Tocopheryl Acetate (aka Vitamin E). An awesome bonus is that it is registered medical quality.

Uberlube’s intended uses are for sex (obviously), sport, and style. What?! Sport and style?? How do I use this for those things?? Keep reading to find out!

Uberlube is silicone based, so use with toys is tricky, but not impossible. Silicone toys can have a bad interaction with silicone based lubes and can start breaking down. You can test how your toy will react by doing a test swatch. Put the lube on a very small area of your toy, leave it for a couple minutes, then wash it off really good. After you wash it off, if your toy has any discolorations, odd textures, or is sticky, don’t use that lube with that particular toy.

This stuff is amazing. It is like the ‘Energizer Bunny’ of lubes. It keeps going, and going, and going, and going, and…well you get the picture. The consistency of this lube is wonderful. It’s not sticky at all, but it’s also not too runny (see pictures below). If we continue on the path of metaphors, one might call the it, the ‘Goldilocks’ of the lube world…*wink*

Uberlube is great for sex in any capacity. The first thing that I tried was some old school finger masturbation. Using this lube was mind blowing to say the least. I think I had the quickest, most powerful orgasm I’d had in months, if not years. The goal of Uberlube is reduce friction, not sensation. That is exactly what it did. Good Goddess this stuff is fucking brilliant. I am hoping to try it on some non silicone toys in the near future, so stay tuned!

The next thing to be tried using Uberlube was penetration, of all kinds. Whatever type of penetration you enjoy, be it fingers or penis into a vagina or butt, you will LOVE this stuff. My partner and I had the best anal sex we’d had in a while. This stuff doesn’t give up and you feel everything! It is wonderful. Like I said before, I haven’t tried this with any toys, but I’m under the assumption that use of this lube with any said toy will be extremely pleasurable. No matter what, though, always try all your lubes on your toys before use, just to be safe.

Also, for those of you that practice safe sex with condoms, first, good for you, second, this lube is condom friendly. Since this is an silicon based lube, it is perfect for use with all latex and polyisoprene condoms. The only condoms I would worry about is polyurethane, although I’m not to sure many brands use that material anymore. Side note: If you use oil based lubes, those are NOT latex friendly.

Like I mentioned in the beginning of this post, Uberlube is wonderful for more than just sex. This stuff works wonders for sports, all types of athletic activity, or just everyday wear. It is water proof, sweat proof, and it lasts for hours. Rub it on your thighs, or anywhere, for chafe protection, or for a dash of moisture with the vitamin E. The best part is that it doesn’t leave you feeling greasy and it will eventually dissolve so you’re not left with a gross residue. As a plus sized woman, this stuff is a lifesaver for my chub rub!

Now for the fun and unexpected part, using Uberlube for ‘Style’. When I read that salons, and other people, use Uberlube for their hair, I was very skeptical, until I used it. Let me tell you, this stuff is amazing! My hair is fried from years of bleaching and box dying, but with just a couple of drops, none of that mattered. My hair was left soft and frizz free. Also, since Uberlube is oil free, your hair doesn’t feel nasty or heavy.

Uberlube comes in 15ml refillable cases, which is perfect for travelling. You can also get it in 100ml and 50ml. Whatever you use it for, or wherever you need to bring it, you’ll be sure to find what you need. Plus, the glass bottle looks really nice and sleek.

If you want to buy Uberlube go to your nearest sex shop, seriously. This shit is everywhere. But, if you do your shopping online, check out these stores:

Get it HERE and use code PINKSPACELIME to get $10 off your first $50 order PLUS free shipping on orders over $55


I purchased this product with my own funds. If you wish to help me purchase more products to review head to my ‘Goodies‘ page. If you wish for me to review one or more of your products, contact me! I would love to hear from you!

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Trusty Vibe (Blush Novelties B Yours – My First Bullet, Silver/Black)

I want to tell you about Blush Novelties B Yours – My First Bullet, Silver Power Bullet. First off, I really hate the name ‘bullet’ for anything, especially something that goes near my body. What they should call this thing is “Holy Fucking Shit Orgasm Pod”…or something.

My First Bullet is made of phthalate free ABS plastic, so it is slightly porous but it is non toxic. It has a 3 foot wire going to the battery pack, which takes 2 AAs. Having it wired, means there is more power than a one touch bullet or vibe. It is waterproof, so you can use it externally, or internally, and during water play.

The vibe has an adjustable dial that controls the speed of the vibrations, and let me tell you, this is not for sensitive people. It starts with a bang and only gets more intense. There is no ‘gentle’ setting on this beauty. It’s goal is to get you off, and oh wow does it!

The chrome vibe (egg, bullet, whatever you want to call it), is about 2 inches long and 1 inch wide. This thing is FUN. I have never not had a great time. I am a huge fan of vibes that just smash down on my clit. This does that plus some. The slick material makes it really fun to use with lube, and a really neat thing to do is to experiment with temperature. You can make the vibe hot or cold, and the sensation is WONDERFUL.

For masturbation, I love to get my grind on. I either put the vibe on a surface, pillow, etc and rub, or I’ll wedge it in my labia and wiggle my pelvis around. Something fun to do is once you have the vibe in place, take the remote and start pulsing the vibration strength by using the dial. Great stuff! Honestly, though, there aren’t many way NOT to get off with this vibe.

This baby is great for any gendered oral as well. You can use it on the base of a penis while you’re going to town, run it all around to tease it, be creative. For those with a vulva, your partner can use this internally, or just to tease your sensitive bits while they’re lickin the bean.

For use during sex, I like to hold it against my clit and run it against my partners penis during penetration. You can also use it internally, that way it also hits the head of the penis, which is really fun. It’s also great for grinding against your partner too. I imagine this would be a fun little toy to use for two vulva having partners. The great thing about this is you, or your partner, can use this on your entire body. I’m a huge fan of using it on my nipples during foreplay.

I’ve had this thing for at LEAST 3 years and it’s my second egg/bullet vibrator. I love how powerful it is. You also can’t beat the price. Cheap bullets cost around $8-$10 and nicer bullets will run you upwards of $50. I think I got this beauty for around $12. The fact that it has seen an inhumane amount of use in 3 years, and it’s still kicking, says a lot about its quality. This type of vibe will never not be in my collection of toys.

If you want to find your perfect bullet vibrator, head over to my ‘Goodies’ page and check out all the amazing shops and brands!


I purchased this product with my own funds. If you wish to help me purchase more products to review head to my ‘Goodies‘ page. If you wish for me to review one or more of your products, contact me! I would love to hear from you!

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GoodWipes Sensual Seduction (Rosewood, Vetiver, & Amber)

I will start things off by saying that I love where we are in this world (for the most part). The fact that packaging for women’s hygiene products can be this sassy, makes me so giddy. Pro tip to all companies out there, I will almost 100% buy your product if the packaging is bold, entertaining, and unapologetically feminist.

GoodWipes makes biodegradable, flushable, hypoallergenic wet wipes for everyone. They have wipes made specifically for genitalia that remove odors and clean away bacteria. They also have body wipes that you can use on your entire body whenever you need to freshen up. All wipes are alcohol and paraben free, while the ‘Down There Wipes’ are also PH balanced. The wipes come in resealable travel packs, resalable dispenser packs, and individually sealed single wipes.

The smell of it was just OK. I thought it would be lovely and ‘sensual’ as the name described, but it really just smells like a generic fresh wipe, maybe with a touch of richness. That being said, I definitely prefer this smell over the amalgam of chemical scents that they add to the cheap brands. I am a sucker for anything lavender scented, so I am curious about the lavender products they have available!

Wipe Texture

They feel amazing! Unlike some of the other wet wipes that are available, these ones are so soft and lush. I have never used a wipe before that hadn’t made my bits irritated. These ones didn’t do that at all. Instead of drying me out, they added some much needed moisture. After a 5 hour car ride, all I wanted to do was take a shower, but I could not, so I used one of these babies. It was great! It left me feeling fresh and clean.

All GoodWipes are biodegradable. This is so important nowadays. You hear horror stories of the supposedly flushable wipes creating ‘Fatburgs‘ and all the disgusting things that go along with them. GoodWipes are 100% biodegradable, compostable, and made of plant based materials.

I am a little upset that their website boldly separates genders. There are 2 sections, ‘Guys’ and ‘Gals’. I am not sure why that is necessary. The products are all made of the same things (mostly). The major difference that I can see is that the ‘guys’ product has the descriptor “… Mild but Manly Cedar Scent.” *eye roll*

Demonstration of Wipe Size

Overall, I would definitely recommend these products to everyone! Even though they come with a slightly heftier price tag, they leave you with so much less guilt. They are perfect for all situations, including travel, festivals, and intimate moments. It doesn’t seem like any location or even the website carries this version of this product anymore, but I am excited to try their other scents and products.

I purchased this product with my own funds. If you wish to help me purchase more products to review head to my ‘Goodies‘ page. If you wish for me to review one or more of your products, contact me! I would love to hear from you!

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Good Clean Love Almost Naked Organic Lubricant (18+)

Good Clean Love Almost Naked Organic Personal Lubricant is only the third or fourth lubricant that I have tried in my life, but it is by far my favorite. It feels great, smells amazing, and tastes like candy. I will be going over my experience and some pros and (almost no) cons.

When I went to the store to look for my next lube, I had no idea what I was looking for. I thought I would just pick up some trusty AstroGlide, or something similar that I had tried in the past, but recently, my household has become more organic and natural, so when I saw the bright green tube, it definitely caught my eye. Low and behold, a clean sex product! I was thrilled. I read all the ingredients, looked up some reviews online, and threw it in my basket.

As soon as I got home, I opened it up. Now, I’m used to chemical lubes that are mostly clear, so when I squeezed some out to inspect, I was startled to see that it had a brownish hue. This is because of the organic, non-decolorized aloe. A lot of company take the color out, but Good Clean Love wants to make sure you are getting the most natural product you can.*

Color example

Besides the color, the first thing I noticed was the smell. It wasn’t too strong, but it was wonderfully sweet. I had never experienced that in a lube before (unless you count the various fake fruit flavored kinds that one usually receives as a gag gift). Me being curious I took a taste. It was amazing. Don’t judge me too hard. I knew, before eating it, that it was 100% edible, flavored with lemon and vanilla (and vegan/cruelty free…BONUS!).

After the first use, I was hooked. It felt great going on, while in use it was long lasting, and the sensitive tissue, in and around my vagina, wasn’t irritated! Whenever I would use chemical lubes, too much friction or penetration would almost cause my nether bits to start burning. That’s never a sexy feeling.

The only negative that I can give this product, is that if it’s exposed to air for too long, it has a tendency to dry out quickly. Not so fun when you’re giving your (penis having) partner and handy. Fortunately, there was a super easy fix: water. As soon as I got my hand wet, the lube was brought back to life with extra vigor. This make me believe that use in the shower will be extra fun. Also, this lube doesn’t wash off very easily with just water, so you could have loads of fun.

This was the first lube that I have ever wanted to use. Usually lube is just a necessity for toys or abnormally dry stints, but this one was going to be a staple in my everyday sex life. It made me feel like a woman down there, and an added benefit of this product is that it actually works with your body to naturally product lubrication. After one use, I noticed that I wasn’t dry as often as I was before.

I highly recommend this product! If you don’t want to buy the large amount to start, most sexual wellness shops have the sample/travel sizes available.

Pick the 4oz bottle up at SheVibe HERE, on sale for $13.99!

Get it HERE and use code PINKSPACELIME to get $10 off your first $50 order PLUS free shipping on orders over $75


I purchased this product with my own funds. If you wish to help me purchase more products to review head to my ‘Goodies’ page. If you wish for me to review one or more of your products, contact me! I would love to hear from you!


*I was contacted by Good Clean Love and given the right information. Before, I couldn’t find any place that explained the color, but I knew xanthan gum has a gold hue, so I originally stated that being the reason. They sent me a very nice message and explained exactly why their product is a light brown color, and I have updated this review accordingly.

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Je Joue G-Spot Bullet (Updated 6/20/19)

The Je Joue G-Spot Bullet Vibrator is a great little thing. It is made of a silk smooth silicone and is perfect for first timers. If you have never had a bullet, wand, or vibrator this is a great starter toy.

What first drew me to this product was its size. I am relatively new to the sex toy market, so I didn’t want to get anything overwhelmingly bulky. I love the beautiful packaging and the sleek look of the toy itself. It seemed simple enough, so I thought I would give it a go. I was wrong, so so wrong.

I want to preface the rest of this review with the fact that I am terrible at reading instructions. I don’t think I actually picked up the instructions for this product, so it took me a little bit to figure out.

When I took it out of the box, it was perfect. It looked very elegant cradled in my hand. It was like it was meant for me. Then came the part where I should have read the instructions; the charging. While I understood that the USB goes into the bottom and then gets plugged in to charge, I didn’t know how long to charge it, or what the little red light on the side would do once it was charged. I think I figured out that it stops blinking when it’s fully charged….?

Now, before I get started on the fun stuff, here are some of the details you should know. This little thing has a full length of 4 inches, an insertable length of 2 inches, and a circumference of 3 inches. Not very large. There are 5 different vibration speeds ranging from is this thing on, to holy fuck yes. I fancy somewhere on the higher end of the scale. It also has 7 different vibration patterns which is very exciting. The G-Spot Bullet is fully rechargeable, waterproof, and is quiet for discreet play sessions.

When I finally managed to get this thing to a usable charge, I started messing around with the speeds and the patterns. I didn’t know exactly what I would like until I started using it, so I went about my usual business. Lay back, legs open, making awkward faces at the ceiling while I find a nice spot to settle, then off we go. I don’t know if it is the shape, texture, or the complicated vibration modes that threw me off, but I never really enjoyed myself.

Now, thinking back, I know I was over thinking everything. This was going to be my first toy review, I’m definitely going to fuck this up, why didn’t I just buy the sort of stuff I’m used to, etc. All these thoughts were racing through my head, so of course I wasn’t going to fully enjoy my experience.

I did end up finding a very pleasurable position after a few times of trying. What worked for me was: face down, ass up. This is a masturbation position that I had tried, and loved, in the past, but it seemed to have slipped my mind until I was well and truly desperate. Another thing that worked was the tried and true single buzz pattern on almost the highest speed. That one was nice with the outer, curved portion of the tip against my clit.

Overall, I was not the biggest fan of this product, but what doesn’t work for me may work for you, and vice versa. Like I said in the beginning, it is a great starter vibe. There are so many different speeds and settings to play with, so try it out, and find the one you enjoy the most. This a great toy for any on the go person, and it is silent enough to get you off in a pinch.

I really want to test different products from this company. They seem to have a wide variety of simple and modern pieces, sure to fit any persons desires. If you end up giving this piece a try, let me know how you like it!

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I purchased this product with my own funds. If you wish to help me purchase more products to review head to my ‘Affiliates‘ page. If you wish for me to review one or more of your products, contact me! I would love to hear from you!